Memorable Movie Quotes

[¬Lhinne ♥'s John¬]

;D i love these quotes i found from Help! the movie!

Ringo: What was it that first attracted you to me?
John: Well, you're very polite, aren't you?

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John: [to Ringo whose arm is trapped inside a mail box] What are you doing?
Ringo: Posting a letter.

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Ringo: There's more here than meets the eye!
George: Ho ho.
John: Ho.
George: Ho ho.
John: Ho.
George: Ho ho ho
John: Ho ho!
George: Ho ho.
John: Huh ho.

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[to an Indian man standing on his head]
John: Doesn't the blood rush to your head Sir?
[In the restaurant kitchen]
George: Doesn't the eastern flavor come rather expensive?
[Paul to belly dancer]
Paul: Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach?

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Ahme: He has three hours to live.
Paul: Say no more.
Ahme: I can say no more.

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John: What's this?
Ringo: It's a season ticket. What do you think it is?
John: Oh. I like a lot of seasoning in me soup.

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George: There's somebody been in this soup.

[TheVoid]

One of my fav from AHDN....

(George trying to find the bathroom, ends up in a casting office...)
George - "You dont see many of these now a days" (plucks a sculpture like a guitar, or sitar?, that twangs noisily)
Simon Marshall: If you don't cooperate you won't get to meet Susan.
George: And who's this Susan when she's at home?
Simon Marshall: Only Susan Canby, our resident teenager.
George: Oh! You mean that posh bird who gets everything wrong?
Simon Marshall: Excuse me?
George: Oh, yeah. The lads frequently sit around the telly and watch her for a giggle. One time we actually sat down and wrote these letters saying how gear she was in all that rubbish.
Simon Marshall: She's a trendsetter. It's her profession.
George: She's a drag. A well known drag. We turn the sound down on her and say rude things.
Simon Marshall: Get him out of here! He's knocking the program's image!
George: Have I said something amiss?
Simon Marshall: Get him out!

One of my fav scenes from Help!....

John: Now see what you've done with your filthy eastern ways?
Ahme: No, it is Clang, the high priest, who is filthy in his eastern ways.
John: How do we know you're not just as filthy, and sent by him to nick the ring by being filthy, and you've lulled us with your filthy eastern ways?
Paul: What filthy ways are these?
File-> filthy.wav

[beatlesfangirl]

What do you call that hairstyle?

George: Arthur.

;D

[¬Lhinne ♥'s John¬]

^Never fail to amuse me

[alinne]

John: "'ey! Who's that little old man?"
Paul: "What little old man?"
John*points*: "THAT little old man!"
Paul*realizing*: "Oh, that one, that's my grandfather."
John:" Your grandfather?"
Paul: "Yeah."
George: "That's not your grandfather!"
Paul: "It is, y'know."
George: "But I've seen your grandfather, he lives in your house."
Paul: "Oh, that's my other grandfather, but this is my grandfather, as well."
John: "How'd you reckon that one out?!"
Paul: "Well everyone's entitled to two, aren't they, and this is my other one."

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Ringo: "I don't snore."
George: "You do, repeatedly."
Ringo: "Do I snore, John?"
John: "You're a window-rattler, son."
Ringo: "That's just your opinion. Do I snore, Paul?"
Paul: "With a trombone-hooter like yours it'd be unnatural if you didn't!"

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;D

[Nora!]

I love basically everything that comes out of their mouths. XD
But here's one. From Help!

"It is not the one with the ring, Swami!"
"Aren't I?"
"No." *bashful* "Unfortunately!"

Then Paul does this little expression. <3

And of course, "I now declare this bridge OPEN!"

Oh, and how could I forget John singing Rule Britannia in the bathtub? I LOVE THAT SCENE! And with George 'shaving' Shake's tongue off. 'All pink and naked. It's disgusting!' Love!