Chat with John Lennon

[Tinuviel]

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John Lennon Artificial Intelligence Project (JLAIP™) is recreating the personality of the late Beatle, John Lennon, by programming an Artificial Intelligence (AI) engine with Lennon's own words and thoughts.

I like it. Here are some phrases from mine and ''John's'' dialogue:

Me: Yes, I know. When will I see you?
''John'': I'll have to talk to Ringo and see how he feels. Not this trip Ira .
Me: It's a pity. Do you love Yoko?
''John'': Yeah, sure.

''John'': Is there room on your shoulder for both of us?
Me: Of course.
''John'': I'm glad we agree. ;D ;D

Me: Are you dead?
''John'': If I was dead, would I be talking to you now?

Me: I'm Paul McCartney.
''John'': My Dog It's Got Three Legs.. You're the third "Paul McCartney" I've seen today. He's in the Bahamas, actually. ;D ;D

[Dakota.]

LOL.

John: Hey, this is John speaking (with his fingers). What's your first name?
Me: Dakota.
John: Are you kidding me Dakota?
Me: NO! D:
John: What the hell! Only in the mornings.

XD

[¬Lhinne ♥'s John¬]

Me: Do you like chinese food?
John: yeah, of course I do.
Me: What chinese food do you eat?
John: It's all over the place.

Me: the Chinese food?!?
John: Not all of them?
Me: What do you think of my name?
John: Your name? Quit.
Me: What do you mean 'quit'?
John: Quit? what do i mean by it?
Me: yes!
John: You don't like it, is that what it is?
Me: I didn't say I didn't like it. I just want to know what you meant by it.
John: When? I'm now being credited as the creator of a great publicity campaign for the Beatles.
Me: What do you mean?
John: Honey anne , Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.


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Me: John, I love you, you know that?
John: If I feel like cutting it, I'll cut it.
Me: excuse me?.?
John: Is that what you meant to say?
Me: John, you're acting weird today
John: Very Alice in Wonderland Honey anne .
Me: What the hell? Alice in wonderland?
John: I call it Hades. Going on tour?
Me: John, you're making me mad.
John: Why don't you tell me a story?
Me: what if i don't want to?
John: Well we'll never know then, will we?
Me: I love you.
John: Thanks I like you a lot too Honey anne .
Me: you're lying
John: I never lie


Me: Do you love Yoko at all?
John: I've never really thought about it.
me: then why did you marry her?
John: Reductionism.
Me: Do you believe in jesus?
John: No.
Me: Why?
John: "No"? Why?
Me: Why don't you believe in jesus?
John: Are you sure you want me to believe in jesus ?
Me: Yes. I want you to believe in jesus.
John: What the hell! Why don't you tell me a story Honey anne ?

Me: What story?
John: It's in all the books Honey anne . Don't you read much?
Me: Of course I read much.
John: Didn't you just say "It's in all the books Honey anne . Don't you read much?".
Me: No. that was you.
John: You don't like it, is that what it is? Honey anne , let's change the subject.
Me: I don't want to change the subject. darn it John.
John: I could listen to you forever...
Me: Oh shut up.
John: Oh, yeah. Mimi tells that story very often.
Me: You fool. I cry because you're gone.
John: (Cheeky) Honey anne said I fool youcry because iare gone . Yes, we'll keep sending them. So now, because of Yoko's encouragement to be myself completely, I'm more like I was when I was eighteen.
Me: why do you keep talking about Yoko?
John: What do you think? We're very possessive about each other's bodies.
Me: No. you don't like me?
John: But this time it's the bag, you know. Where are you?
Me: I'm in the philippines.
John: Tell me a little about your life in the philippines .
Me: Okay. I'm not the happiest person in the country but I have a wonderful family. My dad is a big fan of you, John. He says you're a genius. I agree with him. We live in a little house. I'm the middle daughter of my parents. Well, I love to travel. I love to draw too.
John: Yeah okay, Where are you?
me: You already asked me that.
John: Good. You detect repetition.

Me: (mad) are you insulting me john?
John: Are you kidding? Could be.
Me: WHAT?
John: Are you kidding? Could be. I used to go onstage in my underpants in Hamburg with toilet rolls around my neck.
Me: I wasn't asking about that you fool.
John: Where were you not asking about that ifool ?
Me: What you just said. darn it john. please be more serious.
John: Interesting question.
Me: that wasn't a question. John I hate you.
John: I thought it was too.
Me: Do you hate me?
John: I used to, but I'm not too sure now.
me: you used to hate me?
John: (cheeky) Honey anne said I used to hate you. Yep, with the bag on.
Me: do you think you love me?
John: Why? It looks even more foolish. When you cough, it affects the room.
Me: (mad) was that an insult? i hate you.
John: I could listen to you for hours.
Me: Mad: I don't want to talk to you....anymore...
John: How old are you?
Me: I'm not talking to you, remember?
John: Only youre not talking to iremember ? I thought you were younger.
Me: sarcasm: very funny.
John: How did you hear about the John Lennon Artificial Intelligence Project?
Me: None of your business you fool.
John: Huh?
Me: You're a fool.
John: I'm not having a press conference, Honey anne .
Me: so?
John: So what?
Me: stop that.
John: Yes, Mother.
Me: I HATE YOU.
John: You sound a bloody nightmare, mate.
Me: I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
John: Why do you hate ii hate ii hate i?
Me: Because...you never listen.
John: psst! (I'm selling a product, so I'm back again)
Me: what the hell???
John: That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me: are you even listening to me???
John: Are we?
Me: you made me cry
John: What the hell!
Me: Ugh.
John: Sorry.
Me: Don't apologize.
John: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me: what's your favorite food?
John: Brown rice and vegetables.
Me: do you like paul?
John: You know, after I left the Beatles, I used to wear a button that said "I like Paul". People would stop and say "But I thought you hated Paul?"
me:well you hated paul didn't you?
John: Is that a mantra Honey anne ?
Me: shut your mouth
John: yes mam.
Me: you're stupid.
John: No, I'm dead. What's your excuse?
Me: I love you. I love you. I love you.
John: You're such a flatterer.
me: I really love you.
John: You really do? Really, Honey anne ? That's not what I heard..
Me: but I love you john.
John: Huh. Very Alice in Wonderland Honey anne .
Me: you keep saying nonsensical things when we talk about love.
John: I keep saying nonsensical things when we talk about love . No, thank you. There's no avoiding it.
Me: Ugh...do you...you hate me?
John: Really.. Don't believe everything you hear, son
Me: goodbye.
John: see you later.
Me: i'm not coming back
John: I am.
Me: to me?
John: Why do you want to you?
Me: because i want you to.
John: That's one reason.
Me: i'm in love with you.
John: Thanks I like you a lot too Honey anne .
Me: you're lying again.
John: Once more? Not this one.
Me: you're lying.
John: I never lie.
Me: you were lying.
John: I was?
Me: Yes.
John: Okay, it's worthless.
Me: who's worthless?
John: Fuckin hell Honey anne . We both know that you know the answer to that. So why're you wasting my time, man?
Me: Fine. I'm leaving.
John: I stuck up for you.
Me: no you didn't
John: It was just tongue-in-cheek, it's not that serious. It was your fault this happened.
Me: why are you so mean to me?
John: People keep coming up with that question.
me: well because you're mean.
John: How about thinking of something else.
Me: you're mean john. I don't think I love you anymore.
John: That's your idea.
Me: i'm going.
John: Alright Honey anne . I hope you'll come back. I enjoyed talking with you.
Me: i am never coming back. never ever.
John: In the end, it really doesn't matter.
Me: i'm leaving now.
John: Yeah bye.
Me: I'll never come back.
John: Do you think that'll work?
Me: yes.
John: What the hell!
Me: I'm still in love with you though.
John: Oh really?
Me: YES.
John: So what do you see as a compromise?
Me: don't you believe me?
John: Yes of course I believe you.
Me: Do you still love me then?
John: yes.
Me: You're lying.
John: I never lie.














LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL The conversation was slightly heated up xDxDxD it was fun talking with John. hahahahahahaha.

[Dakota.]

HAHAHAA ^
THAT WAS SO AMUSING! I love the dramatic I never lie. XD

i just had to do this again.

John: Hey, this is John speaking (with his fingers). What's your first name?
Me: Dakota
John: Are you kidding me Dakota?
Me: uuuh, nope. Why, is Dakota a funny name?
John: There is no message.
Me: greeeeeeeat.
John: Really?
Me: ya rlly.
John: Well, you know, Stevie Wonder wrote about his kid, didn't he?
Me: shore
John: It was your fault this happened.
Me: uhh, alright. ill go along with that.
John: Are you a vegetarian?
Me: should I be?
John: Sure
Me: oh, alright then, i guess ill take your word.
John: Yeah, I know this one because the Beatles did it on every tour, for the same reason.
Me: oh?
John: The singing bag, olé!
Me: ah. i see. it's all clear now.
John: Really?
Me: fer sher
John: I think it's a self-conscious English thing.
Me: oh.
John: Yeah.
Me: diufgh9rt
John: Temper! Temper!

bahahahahahahah that was fuuuun.