Post by Paola McLennHarriStarr on May 31, 2008 16:46:20 GMT
This was my first fan fic story. It's humoristic, I hope you like it ;D
The Fab Four Girls
This story begins when the guys are resting after giving a lot of concerts.
Every morning, it was the same. They woke up, got dressed and went to the kitchen for their breakfast.
In the meantime,they were visiting Astrid (Kirchherr) so she prepared it all for them.
But one morning,something happened that changed they guys' mind about women.
Astrid prepared the breakfast and went out because she needed to buy some stuff, so she only put the breakfast in the table and left a note telling to the guys that ,for that morning, they had to eat the breakfast without her at home. So they went to the kitchen and started to eat. Suddenly, Paul felt something that hit him. It was a piece of bread , which had been thrown by John. Then, he hit John with some fruit and then a food war started, which after some minutes, turned the kitchen into a big mess.
When Astrid got home, she found the "battle field" and, angrily, called the guys:
WHAT IN THE HELL YOU HAVE DONE TO MY KITCHEN!!!!
We were just playing!- John answered. But it wasn't funny for Astrid. She told them that they made their mess and she had to clean and order all the things. John said "I'm sorry" about 50 times, but Astrid stayed angry. John though that it was useless to continue insisting, so he left the kitchen.
"If you were a woman" she thought "You would see how tired and bothering is to clean the mess of a group of friends who think they're still of 6 years old".
The night arrrived. They ate the dinner and said good night. It was the last night that everything was normal.
The clock rang at 8:00 am. Paul woke up and yawned. Then, he got up, very asleep, and took a comb for order his hair in front of the mirror. Then, Paul's scream could be heard in all the house. He saw that his hair was long, his arms were thin and that in his t-$hit could be seen "something strange, something that wasn't there before". Yes, he was a girl.
He awoke the others, and when they saw themselves in the mirrow, they discovered that they had suffered the same changes as Paul. "But what in the hell is this!!!"- Ringo asked. The four handsome guys were turned into "four pretty girls".
"Hey, ladies, I think this going to be interesting for you" said John. "It was in my bedroom's mirror"
It was a little papper, which had written in the front "From Astrid. For you four"
Dear Guys:
Good morning!!! I hope you aren't very scared. Well, let me explain you. Today you have started the first day of a especial week in your lifes. As you could see, you're not the men you used to be. Now you are girls. You have to learn how to live like that and I am sure that you'll appreciate us better, because you have been so ungreateful at me, and I suppose that maybe someday you will do the same again.
For now, these are your homeworks, you have to think who will do it (don't let only one making it all!!)
- Prepare the breakfast, dinner and lunch (Don't do it at the same time, wait until you're hungry)
- Do the laundry and ironing
- Sweep the floor
- Clean the windows
- Feed the cat and the fish
- Make the beds
Well, have fun and enjoy it.
LOVE, ASTRID.
P.S. Don't forget to clean my mess. I'm sorry, I was "just playing"
About it, when they went downstairs, there was a big mess in the living room, similar that the mess they did the day before.
-My voice is like I had it when I was little!- said George.
They were really scared. Then, John told to the other:
-Listen guys, well, girls, now we are different, we're not like we were all our life, so we have calm down and think about everything we are gonna do. Well...what are we gonna do?
?
-I think -said George -That we need a new name for now.
They were thinking about it and then Ringo said "Let's be named like our mothers!" So, John, Paul, George and Ringo turned into Julia, Mary, Louise and Elsie.
-Well, we have a name. But, what's the next thing to do?" asked Paul, opps, I'm sorry, Mary.
-I think...I think that we need to buy some girl clothes- said John (Julia).
And it was true. For have an example: George.His normal height was 5'11 and at that moment he was about 5'2 and he, (or she, I don't know), had his/her normal clothes. George (Louise), looked like a girl with her dad's clothes.
-You're right- said the other three -Let's take some money and go shopping.
In the store, they were totally mixed up. It was like an ocean of pink shirts, skirts and women clothing.
-Well girls...do you know something about this?- asked Paul.
They couldn't say anything. After looking and checking everything, they were confused and desesperated.
-I don't know anything about female fashion!!!!" -said Ringo (Elsie).
-Just take anything and proove it" said John (Julia). It was all I have done.
The other three just had to laugh when they saw their friend in a pink skirt, a white shirt and a pair of high heel shoes. So they did the same. The embarrased and more difficult part of the shopping was when Paul (Mary) asked:
-Hey, guys, I mean, girls, don't think that something is missing?-
The others were thinking about it when Ringo (Elsie) said "The underwear!" The other started to laugh, but then they discovered it was true. "Well, what size do you think am I? 32A or 32B?" After one hour and half, they bought some bras.
When they arrived home, they quickly changed their clothes and they started to make the homeworks that Astrid gave them. Suddenly, Ringo, I mean, Elsie, sat down and was almost crying.
-I feel bad. I have a terrible pain in my tummy.
The other three inmediatly though in the medicines they had in the bathroom for the stomachache. When John (Julia) returned from the bathroom with the pills, the other saw that it had something written:
Hello!:
If one of you is reading this Congratulations!!!! You are discovering one of the most difficul thing of being a woman. Sorry, but this pills won't work for this kind of pain. I recommend you to look for some other pills. Well, I think that you have to make another shopping, maybe it can be embarrased for you, and maybe it will be more embarrased than when you bought your underwear.
Recomendation: Buy a box of Tampax.
I hope that the pain won't be very bad.
ASTRID
P.S. I hope you aren't very scared about blood. The other three: give "her" some freedom, because "she" will be more irritable as always.
"WHY ME, GOD, WHY EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME!!!!!". Ringo, sorry, Elsie, was completely desesperated. "Let's go to the supermarket"
At the supermarket....
-Well, Elsie, you decide: Super, Normal, Extra Protection or "With Chamomille".
The other were funny, but they had to controll themselves, because when they were in the car for go to the supermarket, they laugh about the situation and Ringo (Elsie) started to cry "How rude you are!! Don't you understand that I'm so sensible in these moments!!!"
-I hate this, I don't wanna be a girl anymore!! -said Ringo.
-Shhh..don't you think that it would be strange to hear a girl saying that when she's gonna buy a box of Tampax!!- said Paul.
Then, at home, it looked like a long time when Ringo finally went out of the bathroom.
-Well, I made it. I am walking like a duck, but I'm fine.
The other laugh when they noticed that Ringo hadn't loose his (Should I say "her"?) sense of humor.
Then, they continue with their homeworks.Unless that little problem,the week was very good. They learned how to cook, clean and how to do some others homeworks more. One day after the end of the week, they saw another note from Astrid:
DEAR GUYS:
I hope you're O.K. and convinced that our life isn't as easy as you though. Tomorrow everything will be normal. I really hope you have learned the lesson and you will apreciatte more women.
LOVE, ASTRID.
So it was time for bed. They sleep and when they awoke, the first thing they did was to see themselves in the mirror. They were normal, they were John, Paul, George and Ringo again. -Well men, let's enjoy that we are normal again- said Paul.
After, they were in silence, which was broken by a nasty burp and they started to laugh. Then they heard the door and Astrid arrived home.
-How are you guys?"
-Fine. Thanks for say "guys"
Then, they started to tell her that they had understand the lesson and fron that day, they will be better with women.
-Well, then, let's take the breakfast" George said as the four guys and the girl walked to the kitchen.
THE END.
The Fab Four Girls
This story begins when the guys are resting after giving a lot of concerts.
Every morning, it was the same. They woke up, got dressed and went to the kitchen for their breakfast.
In the meantime,they were visiting Astrid (Kirchherr) so she prepared it all for them.
But one morning,something happened that changed they guys' mind about women.
Astrid prepared the breakfast and went out because she needed to buy some stuff, so she only put the breakfast in the table and left a note telling to the guys that ,for that morning, they had to eat the breakfast without her at home. So they went to the kitchen and started to eat. Suddenly, Paul felt something that hit him. It was a piece of bread , which had been thrown by John. Then, he hit John with some fruit and then a food war started, which after some minutes, turned the kitchen into a big mess.
When Astrid got home, she found the "battle field" and, angrily, called the guys:
WHAT IN THE HELL YOU HAVE DONE TO MY KITCHEN!!!!
We were just playing!- John answered. But it wasn't funny for Astrid. She told them that they made their mess and she had to clean and order all the things. John said "I'm sorry" about 50 times, but Astrid stayed angry. John though that it was useless to continue insisting, so he left the kitchen.
"If you were a woman" she thought "You would see how tired and bothering is to clean the mess of a group of friends who think they're still of 6 years old".
The night arrrived. They ate the dinner and said good night. It was the last night that everything was normal.
The clock rang at 8:00 am. Paul woke up and yawned. Then, he got up, very asleep, and took a comb for order his hair in front of the mirror. Then, Paul's scream could be heard in all the house. He saw that his hair was long, his arms were thin and that in his t-$hit could be seen "something strange, something that wasn't there before". Yes, he was a girl.
He awoke the others, and when they saw themselves in the mirrow, they discovered that they had suffered the same changes as Paul. "But what in the hell is this!!!"- Ringo asked. The four handsome guys were turned into "four pretty girls".
"Hey, ladies, I think this going to be interesting for you" said John. "It was in my bedroom's mirror"
It was a little papper, which had written in the front "From Astrid. For you four"
Dear Guys:
Good morning!!! I hope you aren't very scared. Well, let me explain you. Today you have started the first day of a especial week in your lifes. As you could see, you're not the men you used to be. Now you are girls. You have to learn how to live like that and I am sure that you'll appreciate us better, because you have been so ungreateful at me, and I suppose that maybe someday you will do the same again.
For now, these are your homeworks, you have to think who will do it (don't let only one making it all!!)
- Prepare the breakfast, dinner and lunch (Don't do it at the same time, wait until you're hungry)
- Do the laundry and ironing
- Sweep the floor
- Clean the windows
- Feed the cat and the fish
- Make the beds
Well, have fun and enjoy it.
LOVE, ASTRID.
P.S. Don't forget to clean my mess. I'm sorry, I was "just playing"
About it, when they went downstairs, there was a big mess in the living room, similar that the mess they did the day before.
-My voice is like I had it when I was little!- said George.
They were really scared. Then, John told to the other:
-Listen guys, well, girls, now we are different, we're not like we were all our life, so we have calm down and think about everything we are gonna do. Well...what are we gonna do?
?-I think -said George -That we need a new name for now.
They were thinking about it and then Ringo said "Let's be named like our mothers!" So, John, Paul, George and Ringo turned into Julia, Mary, Louise and Elsie.
-Well, we have a name. But, what's the next thing to do?" asked Paul, opps, I'm sorry, Mary.
-I think...I think that we need to buy some girl clothes- said John (Julia).
And it was true. For have an example: George.His normal height was 5'11 and at that moment he was about 5'2 and he, (or she, I don't know), had his/her normal clothes. George (Louise), looked like a girl with her dad's clothes.
-You're right- said the other three -Let's take some money and go shopping.
In the store, they were totally mixed up. It was like an ocean of pink shirts, skirts and women clothing.
-Well girls...do you know something about this?- asked Paul.
They couldn't say anything. After looking and checking everything, they were confused and desesperated.
-I don't know anything about female fashion!!!!" -said Ringo (Elsie).
-Just take anything and proove it" said John (Julia). It was all I have done.
The other three just had to laugh when they saw their friend in a pink skirt, a white shirt and a pair of high heel shoes. So they did the same. The embarrased and more difficult part of the shopping was when Paul (Mary) asked:
-Hey, guys, I mean, girls, don't think that something is missing?-
The others were thinking about it when Ringo (Elsie) said "The underwear!" The other started to laugh, but then they discovered it was true. "Well, what size do you think am I? 32A or 32B?" After one hour and half, they bought some bras.
When they arrived home, they quickly changed their clothes and they started to make the homeworks that Astrid gave them. Suddenly, Ringo, I mean, Elsie, sat down and was almost crying.
-I feel bad. I have a terrible pain in my tummy.
The other three inmediatly though in the medicines they had in the bathroom for the stomachache. When John (Julia) returned from the bathroom with the pills, the other saw that it had something written:
Hello!:
If one of you is reading this Congratulations!!!! You are discovering one of the most difficul thing of being a woman. Sorry, but this pills won't work for this kind of pain. I recommend you to look for some other pills. Well, I think that you have to make another shopping, maybe it can be embarrased for you, and maybe it will be more embarrased than when you bought your underwear.
Recomendation: Buy a box of Tampax.
I hope that the pain won't be very bad.
ASTRID
P.S. I hope you aren't very scared about blood. The other three: give "her" some freedom, because "she" will be more irritable as always.
"WHY ME, GOD, WHY EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME!!!!!". Ringo, sorry, Elsie, was completely desesperated. "Let's go to the supermarket"
At the supermarket....
-Well, Elsie, you decide: Super, Normal, Extra Protection or "With Chamomille".
The other were funny, but they had to controll themselves, because when they were in the car for go to the supermarket, they laugh about the situation and Ringo (Elsie) started to cry "How rude you are!! Don't you understand that I'm so sensible in these moments!!!"
-I hate this, I don't wanna be a girl anymore!! -said Ringo.
-Shhh..don't you think that it would be strange to hear a girl saying that when she's gonna buy a box of Tampax!!- said Paul.
Then, at home, it looked like a long time when Ringo finally went out of the bathroom.
-Well, I made it. I am walking like a duck, but I'm fine.
The other laugh when they noticed that Ringo hadn't loose his (Should I say "her"?) sense of humor.
Then, they continue with their homeworks.Unless that little problem,the week was very good. They learned how to cook, clean and how to do some others homeworks more. One day after the end of the week, they saw another note from Astrid:
DEAR GUYS:
I hope you're O.K. and convinced that our life isn't as easy as you though. Tomorrow everything will be normal. I really hope you have learned the lesson and you will apreciatte more women.
LOVE, ASTRID.
So it was time for bed. They sleep and when they awoke, the first thing they did was to see themselves in the mirror. They were normal, they were John, Paul, George and Ringo again. -Well men, let's enjoy that we are normal again- said Paul.
After, they were in silence, which was broken by a nasty burp and they started to laugh. Then they heard the door and Astrid arrived home.
-How are you guys?"
-Fine. Thanks for say "guys"
Then, they started to tell her that they had understand the lesson and fron that day, they will be better with women.
-Well, then, let's take the breakfast" George said as the four guys and the girl walked to the kitchen.
THE END.
