Shortest Beatles Fan Fics!!

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Ok.. I'm not really big on fan fiction..

So, to get me kinda interested, write like a few short sentences ;D ;D

I might get into it, y'know?!

This could be just for fun..

So, go on, and scribble off with new Beatles stories..

It may also be called a "flash fiction"?, or shorter than it.

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I will start off with one..


;D This is how creative I am right now.. (lil bit sarcastic..)



John said to Cynthia, "I love you my darling"


You can, if you want.. continue the 'story'.. I've seen threads like that where they continue on with what happens next..


;D

[beatlefreak]

... But of course, he was saying this over the telephone 'cause he's never with her or Julian since he's so busy!

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Cynthia pauses for a moment, with a little tear in her eye. Feeling her heart thump for the first time in years. Then says, "Oh, go on! Say that. Like you even mean it. Here's little Julian crying over how he misses his father. You don't know what it's like taking care of our little boy all alone."

[beatlefreak]

And John says, "I'm the busiest working father in the world! I have many more important things to do!"

Cynthia slams the phone down as hard as she has ever has and begins to cry.

[beatlefreak]

I'm gonna continue
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Julian looks up at his mother wearily, chew toy in his hand.

[cloudninegirl]

Cynthia wishes that John would come home. She know's it's normal for couples to have arguements but she believes John needs to spend more time with his family then his music group. Cynthia picks up Julian and holds him for awhile.

[LucyintheSky9]

Meanwhile, John, at his hotel room, feels a feeling but what is it, regret? yes regret, that he has become his own father who abandoned him as a child. John thinks long and hard "his growing up, his no longer a baby, his a human being!" he says to no one in particular. He sheds tears off sadness and regret at the thought of becoming his own father. He curls up on his bed and sobs at the way he treated the love of his life, Cyn and his little boy. he really does love Julian "Why can't I be a f*in better father?!" he shouts through miserable sobs. Paul hears this and runs into John's room and sees his miserable face, puffy red eyes and wet cheeks. he walks over to John...

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Paul: 'ey.. What'sa mattah, John? {sits on a little spot next to John}

Paul tries to be comforting..

[LucyintheSky9]

John gets annoyed "eh, sod off Macca!" as he turns away from Paul while wiping his tears trying not to let his mate see him cry "come 'ed, John. no need to get cheesed off" Paul says. John sighs "OK, will you be a luv and fetch me the ciggies?" He flutters his eyelashes innocently at Paul. Paul rolls his eyes and looks at himself in a mirror that he keeps by his side at all times "I'm cute, ain't I?" he asks John. "yer a swine, isn't he George?" John says to no one in particular, Paul looks around confused "ah...John?" "Yes Paulie?" "George isn't here..." John looks around "force of habit mate". suddenly, the phone rings...
(hows my scouse btw? )

[beatlefreak]

... and it's Larry Kane asking John thousands of questions for his next interview.

[LucyintheSky9]

John isn't in the mood so he hangs up but then the phone rings again. "better not be that bloody interviewer again" says John as he walks towards the phone. he picks it up and to his suprise...

[beatlemaniac64]

...he hears someone saying "go to the window, go to the window, go to the window, go to the wiiiiiindoooow." So he and Paul exchange confused glances, and get up and go over to the window. They look down, and...

[thisisonebigword]

.....AND Standing outside is a whole group of Jahovah's Witnesses (is that how you spell it?) who are desperate to convert John & Paul to their religion!!!!
"Sirs! SIRS!" Jahovah's Witnesses scream up at them. "Have you given any thought to Jahovah and what he witnessed???"
"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo...." Paul screams, before fainting onto the shag carpet. John stares at him for a second, before turning back to the Witness dudes in black suits.
"Who the bloody 'ell is Jahovah & what did 'e witness that was so bad??"
The Jahovah people presume to tell John the story of Jahovah and whatever the hell he witnessed and all of their rambling tortures John so much that he too let's out an "OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo...." before falling back into Paul's arms on the shag carpet.
Four hours later (give or take a minute or two) George comes home & finds his two friends passed out on the floor in each others' arms. Having no idea of the ordeal his mates just went through, he says......


[If anyone here is a Jahovah's Witness, I AM SO DREADFULLY SORRY!! I wrote that based on my neighbor's account with a Jahovah's Witness, minus the 'oh noooo' part]